Bojack Horseman deserves a .horse domain for his actor website!!!

Web For Actors March 29, 2019 2:44 Marketing Acting

A walkthrough of the specific problems that make an actor website look dated, from unreadable text to testimonials saved as images.

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Full transcript (373 words)
Web For Actors, Tomasz speaking. My manager tells me I need a new actor website, but I like the one I already have, so I'm not really sure why I called. Well, managers usually have your best interest in mind, what's your domain name, I'll take a look. It's bojackhorseman.com Oh, I see, yeah, it's a little outdated. I like what you did here with "Neigh Way" and "Mane Page", but right away I see you missed an opportunity to say "Hay!" instead of "Hey". Wait, that's horsist - only we can use puns like that. Ah, I'm an immigrant, I didn't know. Let me say that the cursor animation is pretty annoying, background is just terrible. Why does this text change font size on hover? The images are not clickable, yeaaaah... and your testimonial is an image, that's not S.E.O friendly. A who friendly? Some of these animations make absolutely no sense, ummm... you have broken images in the footer and the visitor counter is just going berserk. Well, that's because I'm famous, just check out my Instagram. I have almost half a million followers, are you following me? Umm - yeah... I am. Soooo, back to the website. It looks like your image gallery spacing is off, and don't get me wrong, the red carpet photos are great for all actors, picture of you Tom-Cruising is fantastic, but you may want to dial down on the photos where you consume a lot of drugs and alcohol. Hey, mind your own business. ... and that ugly background... ugh... If your manager is a cat or a dog, there's a chance he or she is color blind and can't even read those captions. Especially the blue on purple. Weeeell... And of course the website is nowhere close to being responsive. I'm pretty sure we can get you a great makeover. Alright, you do that, and I'm going to go eat something. That comment about hay earlier got me hungry. - hangs up - I mean. Back in the 90's this used to be a good website. I'm surprised he doesn't use a dot-horse domain. And yes dot-horse is a real thing! The Best Domain for a HORSE. DOT HORSE - neigh -